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变态虐心句子

时间:2025-06-28 巫马燕 来源:好句子迷

《变态虐心句子》

好句子迷网小编为大家整理的变态虐心句子句子如下,如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。

变态虐心句子

1、Thick Kevin:When I was swimming,I passed by a squirrel.I said,"Mr.Squirrel,why are you swimming on your back?""Well,I swim on my back to keep my nuts dry."

2、Sorry.I'm sorry,Lucy in the sky.

3、Thunk: The sun is in his hands!坦克:哇,哇哇!太阳在他手里! Eep: No, no, it‟s fire.小伊:不,这东西叫“火”。

4、真琴、不是还说要一起去焰火大会的吗?

5、真琴、不是还说要一起去焰火大会的吗?

6、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

7、山姆:“可你是什么意思?”

8、广告过后 我们会回来报导华普纳法官裁决后...

9、Sam: But what do you mean?

10、Count:Why not?It's just a word!



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