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斗鸭什么选

《斗鸭什么选》

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斗鸭什么选

1、银行存款并不能代表你,

2、You weren’t alive anywhere like you were there.

3、尔康(激动地煽着鼻孔)对紫薇说:“你可以打我,骂我。。但是就是请你不要不理我!你不理我,都要急死了!”

4、Murder, crime, poverty…these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, viagra, olestra.

5、自嘲法:一个急诊挂号费两元,门卫收停车费十元,我赔八元,现在当医生就跟奶牛差不多,我吃的是草挤的是奶,你就不怕全院大夫挤出个乳腺炎!(霍思邈哭诉医生之苦);谷超华出医疗事故,同行说:“哪个名医不背几条人命?”当头棒喝法:你们就是拿执照的杀人犯!(医闹痛斥手术医生)

6、躲到安抚团体不能解决一切,别再控制一切,应抛弃一切。

7、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

8、If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

9、夏,好极了!夏天的紫薇花,夏天的小燕子!好,从今以后,我就有姓了,我姓夏!我也有生日了,我是八月初一生的,我也有姐妹了,我的姐妹就是你!

10、No purpose or place



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